100 Greatest Stand-Up Comics Ever

I hate when David Letterman does a Top 10 list, and I can think of 3 or 4 things that would've been funnier. I hate when AFI releases a list of the best comedies, and I don't agree with the order of some (actually, their list of comedies was good...it was their dramas I had a problem with).

Over lunch today, my stepbrother told me about some list someone put out, on the best 25 stand-up comics. He didn't realize Woody Allen used to do stand-up. I told him about a couple funny routines he did comparing baseball to sex, that were hysterical. Although, when I see clips of old Bob Newhart (and an old album of his I have), I don't think they hold up well.

I searched, and found a list Comedy Central put together, with the help of some great well known comedians. I thought I'd print that here. And, if anybody out there agrees or disagrees, I'd love to hear your responses. I'll write what I think after each comedian (since, well...hell, it's my blog!)

Gallagher.....uh....okay. I mean, he shouldn't be on the list of the 1,000 best. I remember the list of 100 best boxers, and Tyson was 100. That was perfect. But this....I have a problem with.

Janeane Garofalo. She was a great comedian. Until, she did what killed Rosie O'Donnel and Margret Cho. They decided to become angry, and just spout on about politics. Nothing funny about bitching about George Bush. Hey...I hate him, too. But, make me laugh. Don't just rant.

Louis C.K. A great comedian. I love this guy.

Sandra Bernhard. I remember seeing her on HBO when I was 15. She was bugging this guy in the audience who had his shirt unbuttoned, and said his name was Ace. I thought she was creepy looking, but still kinda sexy. Great entertainer. She deserves this spot on the list. I saw her at the Back Door at SDSU when I was 19. I wasn't disappointed.

Joey Bishop. Don't know enough about him. But, he was part of the Rat Pack, so....I guess on that alone, he makes the list.

Andrew Dice Clay. I remember he was playing to 50,000. He was the Bon Jovi of stand up. But, do you really put him on the list for that? Because a bunch of drunken frat boys buy tickets? Bottom line, he was average, at best. Remove him, now! He did dirty nursery rhymes, and okay impressions.

David Alan Grier. This guy should be in the top 10. He is one of the funniest men on the planet. Whether it's in movies, or in interviews. He was the funniest guest Loveline ever had on. Look for him in a small part in Amazon Women on the Moon, in a commercial called Black Men Without Soul, with B.B. King.

George Wallace. A great old-timer.

Louie Anderson. He was great. Loved him in Coming to America, too. All the more, since I worked at McDonald's in high school.

Jim Breuer. He had some good routines. I can't remember, did he work on Saturday Night Live? He did the AC/DC stuff, right?

Dana Carvey. Good comedian. I often thought his SNL characters were overrated. They were always cute...like the Church Lady, they just ended up getting overrated. And, how annoying was it to go into work, and have someone say, Choppin' brocoli... and think it's funny?

Kevin James. Great on his show, great live. He did a routine about having exact change in drive-thru, and how excited that makes him. In fact, I saw an hour routine, and 95% of it was hysterical.

Paula Poundstone. She was good. Not sure if she deserves a place on this list, though. And, what was with the way she leaned in on barstools?

Brett Butler. I always liked her. When I was being interviewed on Chip Franklins radio show on KOGO (he does stand up), he told me about her yelling at some woman working at a club in Washington D.C. Apparently, she's not the friendliest person. Wasn't there a baseball player with the same name?

Jay Mohr. This guy is great. He tanked on SNL. As did Garafolo. Oh well, sketch comedy is probably tough. But, listen to him fill in for Jim Rome doing sports. He kills. And, rent a movie called GO. Mohr is a talent. He really is.

David Cross. Uh....who is this? Was he in C.S.N.& Y?

Drew Carey. He was okay. Why isn't he funny on Price is Right, though?

Norm MacDonald. Some of my friends hate him. I think he's funny. I like his smartass attitude.

Howie Mandel. He was good. I didn't care for his manic style, but most of his jokes worked.

Dick Gregory. He was a little before my time. I remember seeing clips of him as a kid, and a few appearances on the Mike Douglas show, and he seemed funny enough.

Bobby Slayton. I interviewed him when I worked in radio. This dude is so New York. The voice, the attitude. And funny as hell. Great stand up.

Dom Irerra. Also real New York. He has the Italian thing going, always saying badda boom, badda bing. I just watched Big Lebowski again the other day, and didn't realize, he was the limo driver. (there's a beverage here, man!!!!)

Cedric The Entertainer. Ya know, I love this dude in interviews, but don't think I've ever seen him actually do stand-up. He's probably good.

Paul Reiser. He's great. I started to read his book, Parenthood, and it was funny. Not sure why I didn't finish it, though.

Robert Schimmel. This guy is so bizarre, and so funny. He had cancer numerous times. He lost a young son to cancer. He married his 18 year old daughters best friend. And, his mom met a man she loved, and was separated from because they were put in concentration camps. Amazing stories, and just as you are about to shed a tear, he says the crudest things.

Eddie Izzard. Someone just told me this guy is a secret cross dresser. The few times I've seen him, he's funny. British humour doesn't always work for me.

Paul Rodriguez. I remember liking him as a teenager, and not liking him as much now. Something about seeing his goofy smile, and pudgy face, and...I dunno. I just switch the channel if I see him on. I don't even wait to see if the joke is going to be funny.

Elaine Boosler. She was great. I remember reading that she dated some weird comedian, like Andy Kaufman, or someone like that. I'd love to know more about that. Maybe I'll Google that later.

Bernie Mac. Funny guy.

Red Buttons. I get him confused with Red Skelton. Not sure who either of them are. Does one paint pictures of clowns?

Wanda Sykes. I just had 2nd row seats for her in Vegas. Very disappointing. The dude opening for her was a lot funnier. She's a great comic writer, though. And great in interviews.

Pat Cooper. I've never seen him do stand up. But, loved his anger when he'd appear on Howard Stern, and he'd talk about how he was funnier than anyone working today . He'd often walk off the show, too.

Dave Attel. I enjoyed his show Insomnia, and his style of comedy.

Kevin Pollack. I just saw him at the Improve in Irvine. After the show, he was just sitting at one of the booths, so I went over and talked to him for a few minutes. Nice guy. Great actor, too. Ya know the dude started in stand up, and has now been in over 40 movies. You can't handle the truth!!!!!

Shelley Burman. Uh...she shouldn't be this high on the list if I don't even know who she is.

Sinbad. Dang, maybe I should've given him a chance at the Del Mar Fair the other day.

Richard Belzer. I always loved this guy. Listening to him talk about how Mick Jagger looked like a rooster on acid, before doing the goofy dance.

Jackie Mason. He was too Jewish for my tastes. He could be funny, but often times, the old timers in the crowd just laugh at his mannerisms and his volume, rather than the actual content and substance of what he's saying. If it was a new comedian using the same material, they wouldn't make it. Put him at 93 on the list, instead of 63.

Eddie Griffin. Don't know enough about him.

Bobcat Goldthwait. A lot of people hate this guy because of that annoying voice. But, his material is brilliant. It really is. Listen to his routines. Although, when I tried to interview him, on two different occasions, he was a complete jerk. But, that won't stop me from saying he's a great stand up comedian. His Bono impersonation isn't half bad, either.

Jeff Foxworthy. I really want to hate this guy. I do. The voice is annoying. But, his jokes are funny. And, they are popular. He deserves to be here.

Gilbert Gottfried. When I Googled to find this list, one list had Gilbert at 11 on a Top 100. Yikes. He's real hit and miss. Not sure he deserves to be on a Top 100 at all. I love listening to him in interviews, though. He usually starts to tell a story, and makes himself laugh so hard, he can't finish his own story.

Larry Miller. I love this guy. Just saw him in Keeping up with the Steins. Love him in all the Chris Guest films, too.

Richard Jeni. He recently killed himself. Was a great stand-up.

Colin Quinn. This Irishman was a bit harsh and hard to take for some. I loved his show, and wish it hadn't been cancelled. And, often times, funnier than Seinfeld in the movie Comedian.

Alan King. I only knew him from movies, but enjoyed his work.

D.L. Hughley. He said in an interview a few months back, that black comedians were funnier than white comedians. When pressed on that, said white comedians weren't funny. Again, what I've always said, blacks are more racist than whites. What an ignorant statement. Just looking at a list like this, can tell you how stupid a statement that is.

David Brenner. He's great. In Vegas a few years ago, I bought his book Waiter, There's a Terroris in my Soup. I've yet to read it, though.

Damon Wayans. In Living Colour was good. I think I saw part of his HBO special and liked it.

Lewis Black. Two things about him. I read he doesn't write those rants he does. Second, I don't think they're that funny. It's all about him being angry, sweaty, and having a tie that is undone. What's funny about that? This guy has no business being on a list like this.

Denis Leary. Now, Denis Leary did that angry thing Lewis Black does, but he actually was funny doing it. When he broke on MTV doing those commercials, they were hysterical. He's great.

Freddie Prinze. Way before my time. It's a shame he killed himself...I don't know enough about him, but comedians always claim he was great at what he did.

Tim Allen. I only knew him from his show, which was good. And, well, it was based on his routines.

Henny Youngman. Great old timer. Nice recreation of him in Goodfellas, too.

Adam Sandler. His segments on SNL were great, but his standup was not very good. Remove him from this list. Now. My brother told me he saw him at Humphrey's. I think he opened for Dana Carvey. He said the crowd wasn't into it. Some even booed. Sure, the Hannukah song is funny. As were most of his songs. But, this is a list for stand-up. That's why Weird Al isn't on it.

Richard Lewis. This guy is great. Maybe to narcissistic for some...but I dig the guy.

Joan Rivers. Okay, well, she looks bizarre now. And, she got annoying when she started doing the red carpet shows. But back in the day, and doing the guest hosting gig for Carson, she was tops.

Dave Chappelle. Great stand up. His show was good, but way overrated.

Flip Wilson. I have only seen small clips of his old acts. They seemed funny.

Jon Stewart. I've only seen him on the Daily Show. Real hit and miss with this guy. I think the Daily Show has gotten a bit stale. Colbert is so much fresher and funnier. But, I think this list was based on stand up. Maybe Stewart was a great standup. If he was, I don't know about it.

Mort Sahl. I believe this guy did parody songs at a piano, much in the way Steve Allen did. I'm not positive though.

Billy Crystal. Oh, he was good. When he'd talk about his Jewish family. Or his love of baseball. Great stuff.

Bill Maher. A good stand-up. Maybe put him where Andrew Dice Clay is on the list, though.

Martin Lawrence. A good comedian, but really? 37 is where we're putting Martin?

Jim Carrey. Carrey did great impressions and characters, as everyone saw on In Living Colour. Great stand up, too. I saw an early HBO special when I was a kid, and he wasn't known. He was great.

Phyllis Diller. She's great. For that idiot, Jerry Lewis, who said no woman is funny. I would say...Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, and Diller, are the first 3 on a list of 25 I could give him (who, by the way, isn't funny). I liked seeing her in The Aristocrats, too.

Buddy Hackett. He was good. Unlike Jackie Mason, who was too Jewish , he was very Jewish in his routines, but they worked for me.

Andy Kaufman. I understand you have to put Kaufman this high. You just have to. He was so innovative with his stuff, by tricking the audience. I wasn't the biggest fan, though.

Albert Brooks. I liked his routines, but his movies even more. Rent Defending Your Life, and Broadcast News ...two of the Top 20 comedies ever made, in my opinion.

George Burns. I've only seen bits and pieces...but, he goes back to the Catskills, vaudville, all that stuff. You have to have him on a list of this kind. And, his routines held up well.

Garry Shandling. Very funny. And, the Larry Sanders Show was the best made for HBO show ever (better than Sex and the City, or Sopranoes)

Milton Berle. Uncle Miltie. First TV show ever. Great comedian. And, San Diego band Ratt made their video debate with the help of this comedic legend.

Jack Benny. I don't now anything about him, other than Johnny Carson always joking about how cheap he was.

Jay Leno. He was such a great comedian. Just great. It's a shame he sucks so bad at doing late night.

Ray Romano. I love his style. And, his voice works perfectly for his jokes. He was a pleasant surprise in this poker movie that just came out, as a fantasy football player. His wife wins the big game, of $10 million. He drafts Peyton Manning, and tells her it's like they both won the big game.

Bob Hope. This guy is the most overrated comedic person ever. I think it's wonderful, all the stuff he did entertaining the troops over the years. And, a great guest on Carson. But, if you really watch any of his stuff, there's just not a lot of humor there.

Redd Foxx. This is really just a case of an old man, being dirty and working blue, when it was underground. When you break down his routines, they weren't all that funny. I could see having him on the list, but maybe in the 70s.

Steven Wright. Yep. This guy hits 'em out of the park 98% of the time. I wonder how many times people have heard one of his one liners, and then repeated them the next day at work. I went to a 7-11, and it was closing. I said I thought you were open 24 hours. The guy said, yeah, it's been 24 hours.

Robert Klein. He's good. One of those comedians I remember from the 70s, with Belzer and Brenner. Not sure why he's so much higher than those two. But, he's good. Love when he whips out that harp and does the impression of the blues singer.

Dennis Miller. This guy, uh....really needs to be at about 78. Most of his refs go over everyones head. And, is he just trying to impress people? Well, the object is making people laugh. Not impressing them with your knowledge of Greek history.

Sam Kinison. Yeah. Perfect spot for him. I caught him at SDSU once. He did the bit where he called peoples ex-girlfriends. I found out later that was fake. But, it was still funny. And, what surprised me was....I would see his HBO specials, started from when I was 15, and he was probably 25. And, he always had different material. And, it always killed. That's talent.

Bill Hicks. This guy is great. Everyone comedian, lists him in their top 20. He was always controversial, and loved smoking and making fun of people that complained. Also talked about religion often. Once saying, If Jesus comes back, do you think he'll want to see those crosses around your neck? That would be like the Kennedy's wearing a pistol around their necks.

Jonathan Winters. This is Robin Williams favorite comedian. Just looking at his big, round face makes me laugh. He's a legend.

Don Rickles. Put him at 80. I know, I know. He's Sinatras buddy. But really, not all that funny. Sure, he could insult with the best of 'em. But just not all that funny.

Ellen Degeneres. Like Leno, a great comedian, that lost her way, once she got a talk show.

David Letterman. A good comedian, but not great. He never felt real comfortable on stage. One joke: My friend took his dog to the vet, because it was constipated. I said why mess with a good thing?

Bob Newhart. I didn't think his standup was that great. Love him in interviews, though.

Robin Williams. I've argued with comedians, that try to tell me he steals stuff. I don't buy it. I saw him adlib stuff once, by walking thru the audience. It was brilliant. He'd take a hat, put it on his head, and do 15 minutes. He could write material about anything put in front of him. He is truely annoying to listen to, on talk shows. It's like he's on speed. He needs to just learn to turn it off, and sit on the couch. I mean, Jim Carrey can be manic in film, and yet sit on the couch like a normal person.

Jerry Seinfeld. Yep. Great comedian. No doubt about it. Bobcat Goldthwait makes fun of him, and hates people that like him. But, the guys good. No doubt about that.

Johnny Carson. Carsons show is great. But really, is it fair to put him on the list? He didn't do stand up. You could argue he did, each nigh. But you know what? He did it, with a team of 12 writers. All the others on this list (aside from Lewis Black), wrote their own stuff to perform when they did stand up. Take him off a list like this.

Eddie Murphy. Ya know what? At 3 a.m. Comedy Central shows his movies, like RAW. Where he wears those goofy all leather outfits. I remember when I was 18 or whatever age, seeing them in the theatres, and we all laughed so hard. Well, they aren't as funny as I remembered them. Good comedian, but I think, overrated. Maybe #30.

Roseanne Barr. Like Foxworthy. Annoying voice. You want to hate her routine, but the material was good.

Bill Cosby. Wow...I'd have Cosby in the Top 3. He could work clean, and still be funny.

Rodney Dangerfield. Good spot for Rod. He finally gets some respect. He created so many innovative things in comedy.

Steve Martin. And, speaking of innovative. Martin once told a crowd, he was going to go next door and do laundry after a show. And, sure enough, he did. While the crowd of 75 sat there watching him (that was told to me by local Russian musician Valerie). Okay, the arrow in the head wasn't so funny. But, listen to a few of those old albums, and banjo songs. You'll have the biggest smile on your face. The stuff works.

Chris Rock. Sorry. Rock needs to be at #40. There's something I noticed about black comedians. They get by a lot on this manic attitude. Rock has it. They start talking loud, and with attitude. And, it gets the audience pumped. And they laugh. But, the material isn't really hysterically funny. Eddie Murphy parodied that perfectly in Nutty Professor, with a black comedian. Sure, Rock can be funny. But he's hit and miss. For Top 5, you should always be hit.

Woody Allen. He was great. As were all his early movies.

Lenny Bruce. Very, very overrated. Near the end, he just ranted about cops and legal issues. Sure, it sucks he got harassed. But, is that really funny? One time, he just sat on a toilet. Gross.

George Carlin. I've argued so often about George Carlin. I think his material is so well written. I'm just not into his facial expressions. They bug me. I'd think they were funnier performed by a different person. He's talented, though. I'd put him at 15, though.

Richard Pryor. I have no problem with Pryor at this spot. Most comedians put him here. I bought Sunset album as a teenager, and loved it.

I wonder with a list like this, how long does it take for a new comedian, like a Jim Gaffigan or Dane Cook, to make it on the list? I mean, both of them, are funnier than Gilbert Gottfried. What about Greg Giraldo, Judy Gold, or Lisa Lampenelli?

Maybe next time.

I'm curious to see who you guys think should or shouldn't be on the list.

Ahmed Ahmed is a pretty well known Arab comedian who does well in the industry, he was actually in Iron Man (the character he played was named Ahmed).
There was a comedy special which aired on Comedy Central called Axis of Evil Tour that had Ahmed Ahmed and a couple other Arabs and a Persian on it. It was pretty disappointing though although the guys did have workable material.

You've got Chris Rock all wrong. He's HILARIOUS. To complain about black comedians working off their blackness is also a bit ridiculous. Comedians all seem to work off one thing or another. White guys do the white guy thing (watch White Boyz In The Hood and see how many of them work off the white factor ). Latins, Asians, Whites, Blacks, Arabs, women, men, even the handicap, EVERYONE uses some material (or an abundance) of material which work off of who they are or what culture (or gender) they were born as/into.
Chris Rock goes on about several subjects and is actually damn hilarious when doing so. If he was any other race and had the same energy I think he'd be listed as number 5. Funny is funny.

By towelheadedcameljockey

According to Sam Kinison's brother Bill, who has Sam's manager, that girlfriend bit was almost always real. They always had a fallback fake call if they needed to use it, but they only needed it once or twice over the life of the bit.

So chances are, if you saw the bit, it was real.

And no way in hell should the man be #20 or wherever Comedy Central ranked him. He's tops in my book.

By Easy

Well, comedy is so subjective, that why even complain if someone likes or doesn't like a specific comedian.

However, I'd like to add a few agreements:

Dennis Miller - you could also mention how his increasingly right wing rants have made him even more annoying, like the lefties you mentioned.

Gary Shandling, A.K.A. Larry Sanders - I know we're talking stand up, but that show was the best. I never got tired of it. Shandling plays the straight man really well. A memorable scene was with perpetual pretty-boy David Duchovny, dressed only in a short bathrobe, getting ready before the show, and sitting across from Shandling. Duchovny proceeds to casually (but purposefully) cross and uncross his legs. All you see is Shandling's frightened facial expressions. That still makes me laugh.

Steven Wright - I was a late convert to Steven Wright. For awhile I just didn't get him. When I think of him now, his line from his cameo in the Mike Myers movie, So I Married an Ax Murderer is classic - I'm feeling kind of hyper.

-T.F.B.

By TFB

I created an interactive page at my site to allow people to manipulate the origina; list, because I was curious who was left out. New nominees to the list included Rita Rudner who is my personal favorite that CC left off , Wendy Liebman, and Emo Phillips. Other nominees that never made the list, or made it and were quickly knocked back off were Dane Cook, Pablo Francisco, Daniel Tosh, Katt Williams and Sara Silverman. The people who were knocked off the list when the general public could manipluate it were Ghallager who was also deleted from the nominees , Andrew Dice Clay, Berhart and David Alan Grier. Though I let surfers move comics up and down the list most comics stayed in about the same spot where Comedy Central started them. Louis CK is the comic who has moved up the most. On my list users can only make one alteration per comic and one change every three days so it's a broad cross sampling of opinions. These results are out of 2170 votes, so far.

By quietcomic

Reply to tinker: I'm not exactly sure what you're saying. I think Gilbert is hysterical. Just not one of the Top 100 best stand ups. It's like Steve Garvey. Great baseball player. Just not one of the Top 100, or even a Hall of Famer.

Anini: Comedy Central did the list, working with a variety of current comedians. I just wrote my comments after each name.

towelhead: I saw Ahmed on an Axis video I rented. It wasn't very good. But, I saw him on the Vince Vaughn movie, and it was very funny. Regarding Chris Rock, he's hit and miss. But, on SNL, his characters were never that great. And, in a book I read on the show, they come up with their characters (working with writers on the show). Take Mike Myers. He'd do a lot of characters, and all very funny (Wayne's World wasn't considered that funny, but audienced loved it, so it was moved into an earlier time slot, then eventually, movies). Rock's Malcolm X talk show character, never took off. Just like his movie career isn't. Again, he deserves a spot on the list. Just not as high as Comedy Central had him.

Regarding black comedians, I don't mind them using their blackness . Dat Phan, the local comedian who won the first season of Last Comic Standing, always gets accused of using his race. I was being interviewed on a radio show, and he was a guest with me. He's hysterical. I say, use whatever you have to be funny. What it is, is when blacks just get up there, and use this manic energy, and really don't say anything. I can give a better example with a rap lyric, from one of the first rap songs ever. The Sugarhill Gang on Rapper's Delight sang: I don't mean to brag/I don't mean to boast/But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast. Now...read that lyric. It's crap. Yet, everyone sings along, and when it came out, people thought it was so great. Black comedians get up there, and like the one that was made fun of so well in Eddie Murphy's version of Nutty Professor...(I think played by Eddie Griffin)...all he kept saying was B****** love to shop! B****** love to shop! Don't be givin' them the credit card, because b****** love to shop! The black crowd is laughing like they've never heard anything funnier, as Eddie Murphy looks around confused. Confused, wondering, what is so funny, about repeating this line. Over and over. This...is the epitome of what the live at the Apollo and BET type of comedy shows do, that are often times, not funny.

By joshb

Reply to Easy: Wow, didn't know that about Bill. I'll assume that's true. What point would he have to lie. But, when I was reading a story in R R Magazine (a radio trade paper), an FCC story said how ALL telephone calls played for an audience, need to first tell callers they are going on the air, so that a bit like Kinnisons, could not be real (it's why KGB, on their morning show, or any morning radio show, always starts by saying You're on the air ...if they don't, it's probably fake). Also, one time I saw Sam, it was a Saturday night (this was pre-cell phone days). An awful lot of these women were home. And, why didn't they just hang up? They stayed on the line, started crying as Sam yelled at them. It just seemed a little to, perfect, for the bit. Either way, Kinison was truely a comedic genius. I read in the paper years ago, Howard Stern bought the rights to his life, and wants to make a movie. Do it already!!!!

TBF: Comedy is subjetive, yes...but really, if someone likes a bad comedian, give them a hard time. I was smoking cigars in my friends garage. I look at some CDs he had on a shelf, and I see two Andrew Dice Clay discs. I said Really? You had $20, and you bought those with it? You couldn't buy a Radiohead, or Beatles CD you didn't have. But, you wanted to hear dirty nursery rhymes.

Regarding Dennis Miller, he saves those rants for the O'Reilly Factor and his radio show, not usually his stand up act. That's why I don't lump him with the other comedians. But the ones I mentioned...wow, I saw Rosie on an HBO special. She had just done this horrible movie with Akroyd, where she's an undercover cop going to an island. Siskel Ebert said it was the worst movie of the year. And, it was. She spent 20 minutes talking about how they are the worst critics. Well...how is that funny stand up? Sometimes, people just don't get it. The stage isn't a time for your vendettas. Be funny, or get off.

Regarding Duchovny, I think you have that a bit wrong. It's David that was the straight guy there. And, Shandling, with those bug eyes, being the physical comedian in that bit. But yeah, I remember that episode. They had him back a second time, and joked about not knowing whether he was gay or not. Good stuff. I interviewed Bobcat Goldthwait, and he was telling me during a commercial, that he was going to hang out at the set of Larry Sanders Show, all the stand up comedians would, because they loved it so much. I hinted to him, that I wanted to go. He didn't invite me.

Steven Wright...I don't agree that was one of his better lines (but I love that underrated Mike Myers movie...get the soundtrack, too). If you want to see good movie use of Wright, check him out as the lowkey DJ, of a station that plays all 70s hits, in Reservoir Dogs (You'll never think of Stuck in the Middle With You the same again)

By joshb

I hate that OJ Simpson got away with murder, and I get one person replying about it. a defense attorney that wants to grill me on how everyone deserves the right to a fair trial. but, i say a few comedians suck, and we get all kinds of feedback. incredible.

anyway, i love rita rudner. and, she got me into a bit fight on the air. i was being interviewed on 103.7 fm, when Dick Skibba had a nighttime radio show. they had these female comedians coming in after me. one had a show on TBS or something. so, they ask me right before airtime, are you one of those guys that hates female comedians? I say, Uh, no. i like any comedian that's funny. so, they say, okay, well...i bet you can't name 10 female comedians. So, I say Judy Gold, Rita Rudner, Lisa Lampenlli, Lucy Ball, Carol Burnett, Judy Tunetta... and they interupt to say okay, well...try naming someone from these last few years, other than Lampenelli. I ask them what their problem is, and they go on about how it's so hard for female comedians to get booked into clubs, and it's easier for guys. I said they're full of crap. So, the microphones get turned on, and we have this huge fight on the air. I sound like a jerk, that isn't sympathetic to woman. And, the worst part is, I've never done a day of stand up in my life, so who am I to be telling them who does and doesn't get booked into a comedy club, right? Wow, the fight got ugly. The funny thing is, Dick, who does stand up locally (and is pretty good)...he agreed with me (he told me during the commercial). I go see them perform that night. And, the one that argued with me, it was so bizarre. Not only was she NOT funny (the other women were good), but she used 5 jokes, that are old as the hills. Two of which, are old Bill Hicks jokes. I was dying, just dying, for her to email me, to ask what I thought of the show, for me to tell her this. And, for me to say, Maybe that's why it's so hard for you to get booked. Your material isn't original. And, I don't think she's stealing. She may not even know, that the joke about the smoker sitting on the couch, watching the TV, and seeing the person with the hole in their throat, has been done. But...I have. And, maybe, the club owner does, too. I just don't buy the fact that, a club owner wouldn't book someone just because they are female. Heck, males in the audience would probably rather look at a female in front of a brick wall, then a man.

You also brought up Emo. His voice is annoying, but boy, does he write some great material. I saw him on Letterman a year ago, and wondered why I don't hear more from him.

By joshb

Another thing for quietcomedian: Sara Silverman has a funny show. I saw her live at Embaradero, and was extremely disappointed. Her entire act, was her entire movie Jesus is Magic. How lame is that? I understand, as she yelled at the audience, Comedians don't just have a different act for each city? You guys all have Youtube now and see this stuff, unlike in the day when Richard Pryor performed. That's true. But...when you have a movie like that...well then, wait to tour, until you have new material. Standup doesn't work like the Rolling Stones. They can play Satisfaction, and everyone is, well, satisfied. Hearing a joke you know the punchline to, doesn't work so well.

And, on your list of more contemporary comedians, where was Brian Regan? That guy is one of the Top 5 working today.

By joshb

I have always thought Jay Leno was one of the best; saw him Stand Up for 90 minutes in Las Vegas and was so funny. Joan Rivers is great, esp. resonates with women and on the other end of the spectrum, did you list LARRY THE CABLE GUY! Git 'er donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne.
good topic for blog, we allll have our favorites......

By kickasssixty

In the late 80's and all through the 90's, every single person seemed to want to be a comedian. They burnt it out. Every show became open-mic night. It wasn't until recently that I decided to give it another chance. There are comedians that I want to laugh at, and there are ones that I do not want to laugh at, but do. Let me hit this list, and see where my blemishes are.

Janeane Garofalo. Back in the late 80's, I was at a George Carlin show. It was my 2nd show, and had seen him many times on HBO. This show, he went from funny rants to just angry. Almost like someone was in your face, because he lost it. The audience was laughing, but I could not figure out where the funny was. I asked my friend, also a huge fan, and he agreed. He drove the car over the cliff.

Louis C.K. It was only his most recent dvd that I thought anything of this guy. That show was great, but go back earlier, and it's nap time.

Sandra Bernhard -- I'm a tuba player, and I want those lips. SHE STAYS ON THE LIST!
Andrew Dice Clay. I like him for doing what he did when political correctness ruled. The material itself? Okay, fine. Two different lists, and not this one.

David Alan Grier. This guy was at his funniest hosting this game show on some cable show that allowed him to improv. I only caught a couple of shows before it was cancelled, but he was funny on steroids. A super-super talent, and no one will see him in his best forum.

George Wallace. This is my first example of people that are naturally funny. He is not somebody that used to be funny. He is somebody that is always funny, because it is a natural part of him. Like an organ in his body.

Jim Breuer. One afternoon, I saw him hosting an MTV Spring Break party. He was brilliant, but the audience got none of it. Wrong place, wrong time. Then, I saw his stand up special. He made a lot of dumb noises. Switch places and times, and we'd still be talking about him.

Dana Carvey. The song, Choppin' Broccoli was not funny. The fact that you can make anything into a classic rock song was.

Kevin James. When he played a stage with Ray Romano, I found a new admiration for him.

Jay Mohr. His show Action. His stand up.

Drew Carey. He was okay. Why isn't he funny on Price is Right, though? Because, Price Is Right is below lowest common denominator. It's for people that want to watch game shows everyday.

By NachoDaddy

Howie Mandel. I was at one of his last San Diego shows a few years ago. The comedy was making my mind drift. Then, somebody piped up, and he started improvising. He was greater on his tangent than he was with his own material. Another case of never being able to see someone at their best.

Cedric The Entertainer. Never seen this guy be funny. I think he's just liked.

Robert Schimmel. He says crude things that are funny, and not just to get the uncomfortable laugh, being crude for crudeness sake.

Eddie Izzard. You have not watched Dressed To Kill ? Dude. The cross dressing is not a secret, and he should be at No. 1. Because of your ignorance, Board, you are No. 2.

By NachoDaddy

Bernie Mac. Recently, I heard the stand up that got his tv show started. Very funny.

Red Buttons. Too bad it's not Red Skelton. One of the first people that got me into stand up. I was 12, so I don't know how he stands up now, but I have fond memories.

Wanda Sykes. I want to like her more. She's one of the people that drew me back into stand up, but now... I gotta wait between laughs.

Dave Attel. I enjoyed his show Insomnia, and his style of comedy. He is one that I feel is naturally funny. That, if caught w/o an act, he can become an act.

Richard Belzer. I always loved this guy. Listening to him talk about how Mick Jagger looked like a rooster on acid, before doing the goofy dance.
Jackie Mason. He was too Jewish for my tastes. He could be funny, but often times, the old timers in the crowd just laugh at his mannerisms and his volume, rather than the actual content and substance of what he's saying. If it was a new comedian using the same material, they wouldn't make it. Put him at 93 on the list, instead of 63. (Gotta totally agree on this one.)
Bobcat Goldthwait. I've seen him live two or three times. You have to get passed the first five minutes, passed the gimmick, and then you get brilliant stuff. I feel the same about Gilbert Godfried. (I didn't even want to like Gilbert, but I got passed that five minutes, and he hooked me.) I'm not surprised that Bobcat is just angry, now. Watch his act. You can see that bridge being built. Just watched his latest movie. Not that he was in, but that he wrote and directed. Despite the fact that it was about a woman that blew a dog in college, it wasn't really about that. Now, THAT is talent.

By NachoDaddy

Jeff Foxworthy. When those hillbillies show talent is when the four of them come on stage together at the end and roast each other.

Gilbert Gottfried. See above
Larry Miller. This guy's HBO special was so good, it pisses me off to see him take hack stuffy-shirt role after hack stuffy-shirt role.

Colin Quinn. There is a difference between sitting around and bantering, and doing an hour by yourself. He shouldn't be on this list, good show or not. Well, not until I see an actual stand up show.

Alan King. Not as funny as he thinks he is.

D.L. Hughley. I've seen his stand up, I watched his talk show, I've seen him on Bill Maher as well as other places. A brilliant man and can be very funny. This is why it hurts when I read him being so ignorant. If you watch BET's Comicview, and wade through all the pandering, you know comedy, like a##holery, knows no color. You can pick a side, if you insist, but you are foolish to do so. You are really missing out.

David Brenner. Hated him from the get-go. And that is saying a lot, considering how long the get-go was. Awful awful awful. It's a nothing act.

Lewis Black. Disagree again. I really like his rants. It sucks that he does not write them. I have watched three of his stand up shows, and really like them, too.

Denis Leary. Now, we're just the opposite on these two, because I think Leary went from funny to just angry. On the other hand, there is a dvd of his that has been recommended to me that might change my mind.

Tim Allen. Liked his stand up, hated his show. The show was candy and pablum. Damon WAyans has a show that was smart and clever the first season. Then, it tried to be like his show. Oh, look. What a dumb ass dad. Guys just can't get anything right.

By NachoDaddy

Richard Lewis. Hated the aww, poor me in a way that I hate David Brenner. Richard just threw schit against the wall hoping some of it would stick.

Joan Rivers. She is one with natural comedic talent. Every once in a while, you let her run, and she does.

Jon Stewart. Opposite again. Stewart's show, while it got too much into mugging for the camera for a while, has brought on fresh talent, and hit its stride again. Colbert is all right. A solid show, but not as many laughs. After the writer's strike, I felt the show raise a level.

Billy Crystal. He is part of the Comedy Relief crowd that used to be funny. (Along with Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams.)

Phyllis Diller. She is the first person that I ever thought, and made me come up with the concept of naturally funny. Funny is just how her head works.

Buddy Hackett. Another natural.
Andy Kaufman. If I was in the audience, I would not appreciate being his test subject. How funny is it to purposely ruin an entire crowd's night. He was talented, but funny should mean that people laugh. Not walked out.

Albert Brooks. I like his movies. I don't like him. The same simp over and over again.

George Burns. Saw a special of his in my early teens. Wish I could watch it now before I write anything about him.

Garry Shandling. Never got this in a way that I never got Arrested Development. I know everybody loves it, but I tried it, and you can keep it.

Jay Leno. He was such a great comedian. Just great. It's a shame he sucks so bad at doing late night. (Yep. In fact, I hear that he's still a great comedian. TV must kill people.)

Bob Hope. It was just plain sad and pitiful how they'd drag this guy out of his chair, all red and wet-eyed, and make him mono-syllable through tired jokes at the end.

Redd Foxx. Another one that I wish I could listen to now, and not just a memory of my early teen years, and make comment. I do remember wanting to dislike him, and laughing a lot.

By NachoDaddy

Steven Wright. Yes, we quoted his one-liners. Past tense. Like The Far Side comic strip... Why did we like this again ? Okay, not fair, but the guy had his time.

Robert Klein. He's pretty good. He'll always make me laugh some and entertain me throughout.

Dennis Miller. A self-impressed, one-trick pony. A hell of a frickin' trick, but nevertheless, one trick. A trick that got him fired from football announcing.

Sam Kinison. I love Sam Kinison. Discovered him on HBO's Young Comedians special. Brought him to my friends. Had his CD. Went to his shows. I have to say, that like Kurt Kobain and so many rock stars, he's fondly remembered because he died early. His last two tours were not good. The last show I saw, I found myself looking at my watch repeatedly. His early stuff was brilliant. I blame the drugs, because I think he still had it in him.

Bill Hicks -- a comedian's comedian. I'm going to watch this guy, just because he makes so many comedian's top lists.

Jonathan Winters. I think both he and Robin Williams had to go to therapy because they could not turn it off. Their inner-voices were always on, and driving them crazy.

Don Rickles. years ago, saw a show, thought he was funny.

Robin Williams. see above
Eddie Murphy. I cannot tell you how many times we listened to his albums RAW and ... crap, the other name escapes me. I think, still, that if you put it on, I could could speak along with it. You want your favorites to withstand the test of time, but I'm not going to hold it against them if they don't.

92.
Bill Cosby. Wow...I'd have Cosby in the Top 3. He could work clean, and still be funny. His Best of, as a kid. Had the album. Played it until I could see through it.

Chris Rock. Disagreeing. He has great, and thoughtful material, despite the delivery. I think you have something against the delivery, and are automatically gigging him for that. He even talks about black comedians being hacky with race. He is the one that called for a moratorium on black people do this/white people do this until something original could be said about it.

By NachoDaddy

Woody Allen. HATE. If he makes a movie and he's not in it, I'll try it. Otherwise, HATE. Really? The same character for 50 years?

Lenny Bruce. He was doing something else. He does not belong on a list that is about comedy, but he does belong on a list. (insert smartass comment here)

George Carlin. See above

I once heard somebody from Saturday Night Live say, As much as you love John Belushi, you missed his best stuff from his stand up. Can you imagine him funnier? I can't, but I'd pay to see it.

Dane Cook -- I love the fact that shows are starting to do impressions of him, so you can see his formula. It's like a reaction without an actual joke. He entertains, but talk about over rated.

Jim Gaffigan is fantastic. Good call.

Greg Giraldo makes me laugh, which is saying a lot, but needs a little more time.

Lampenelli is fantastic. She is the newly naturally talented.

I'm going to get it for saying this, but once, I saw Pauly Shore do his stand up, and I laughed... a lot. Once again, can't remember why I was there, but he earned his laughs.

Forget his name, but the guy that was the maniac from the movie Bachelor Party does stand up, and he made me laugh the entire time.

Kathy Griffin is a fun and fearless female. Love her stand up and love her reality show. Last season, when she was performing at both male and female prisons, she went early, and talked with a group of ten of each, just to figure out what kind of show they wanted. From that, on the same day, she figured it out, and she killed. (Pun intended.) She is, naturally funny.

Jeffery Ross -- is he only a roast comedian? Doesn't matter. Hilarious.

Axis of Evil -- not much out-loud laughter, but not only was I thoroughly entertained, I'd watch it again.

By NachoDaddy

The problem I have with your takes is this is supposed to be the funniest standups, not the funniest comedians on a sitcom or on SNL. Most of these guys who did other things were able to because they were so good as standups, but that's what they're supposed to be getting rated on here. Steve Martin doesn't get extra credit for The Jerk and Tim Allen doesn't get points taken away for that lame show of his (his standup was hilarious). And I understand you not liking Dice, but at his height he would make audiences laugh their asses off. Jim Breuer and Dana Carvey can go, in my opinion, and Jay Mohr and Dave Attel can move up. Don rickles was funny as hell in his prime. Lewis Black is a tired one trick pony . And you're right about most of these black comedians (Wanda Sykes, Hughley, Bernie Mac, Cedric and Martin Lawrence are all lame) but wrong about Chris Rock - he's legit. And I can't stand Richard Lewis.

By rickeysays

Who is Ron White? Is that a former Charger? And, speaking of former Chargers...anyone ever see kicker Benny Ricardo do stand-up? He did sports at the radio station I worked for. He wasn't half bad. He's doing some sports announcing now, and still does the occasional stand-up gig.

And wow, since this big conversation started, George Carlin died. I'm now thinking of my favorite Carlin bits...Football vs Baseball, which was a thousand times funnier than the dirty word list.

Richard Lewis is funny. I don't care what you both say.

Jeff Ross does standup, he's just become most well known for those celebrity roasts.

Bobcat Goldthwait, the second time I interviewed him, he made fun of my Doors shirt, and Jim Morrison being a dead rock star. Yet, years later, I saw him opening for Nirvana. And, he'd wear a T-shirt in which he wrote Kill Seinfeld on it. And, what happens? Kurt Cobain kills himself. So...does he then think, that Cobain, who killed himself at the same age Morrison drunk himself to death, is no longer cool? And, why the grudge against Seinfeld? Because he doesn't care for that observational style of humor?

By joshb

GEORGE CARLIN: I just read online, about how he hosted the very first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. Well, what they DID NOT say, was something I read in an interesting book called Live From New York. They actually wanted Carlin to be the host each week. He declined, and it was him suggesting a different comedian or guest host, and having skits work around that person. (and, the book also says he was doing cocaine and getting wasted the entire week, and day of that episode) Although, if you watch the episode, he seems to do just fine.

By joshb

There is no excuse why Gaffigan shouldn't be on this list, somewhere, anywhere.

You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then at that point it changes and you're like, 'I did that. I changed the traffic in the city... I have a lot of power.'

By towelheadedcameljockey

Yup, both Rickey Nacho are right. The first non-listee that I thought of was Ron White -- the funniest of Foxworthy's Blue Collar Comedy Tour redneck bratpack. Unabashed alcoholism like White's has been funny since Dean Martin and Foster Brooks. It's his utter disgust disdain for human stupidity that I enjoy relate to.

As for the rest of the redneck crew, Larry the Cable Guy is funnier than Foxworthy too, IMO.

And dude, what do you mean somebody told you that Eddie Izzard is a secret cross-dresser? Considering he's done standup in drag, with makeup, fishnet stockings, a red sequined dress and fake boobs (see Sexie), I don't think it's much of a secret.

Really, I don't know how it's possible to rate these guys. Comparing a surrealist like Eddie to a political type like Carlin is apples oranges. And I love 'em both. I hear both of their voices in my head.

(Along with all the others, most of whom aren't even comedians.)

By antigeekess

Towelhead: I would so put Jim Gaffigan on this list. The problem with Comedy Central NOT putting him on the list, is the same reason Regan wasn't on the list either, or Greg Geraldo (who helped compile the list). They are to new. It's like a list of the greatest rock bands of all-time. They wouldn't want to put a band that had two or three CDs out. Know what I mean?

Anti: Dean Martin wasn't really drunk when he did all that, either. That's the funniest thing of all. I didn't realize that about Izzard. I saw a few specials, and he wasn't cross dressing. Someone told me he was a secret cross dresser, so I just believed it was a big secret . Didn't know it wasn't a secret. I may have also been confused because I met this artist at a party in L.A. He did the first 3 Genesis album covers (forgot his name right now). He did an art show once. He does amazing stuff. Then, later, he came out as a woman, with completely different style of work. Both, blew everyone away. So, I thought stuff like that stayed secret.

As far as apples and oranges , you're completely wrong. If it was a list of best bands, yes, how can you compare The Bee Gees or Abba, to the White Stripes or Weezer, when genres of music are involved. But comedy is comedy, even if people had different styles of getting there? The bottom line is, making a person laugh.

Which again, is why, Andy Kaufmans style of tricking ...well, at the end of the day, is it really making you laugh?

George Carlin was one of the most prolific comedy writers ever. Wrote some thought provoking stuff. I like him a lot. But for my money, I can name a lot that made me laugh more. His facial expressions were just a bit too goofy for me. And, the thing Seinfeld says he loved (that he put his body and expressions into his jokes and stories), were what I hated.

By joshb

Who would like to stabilize the family, increase the fun of the couples who may wish to try recreating of the game, perhaps in the future experience, you will feel that the benefits of its endless, Miaobukeyan.

When the low human animal evolution and development of the arts, sexual activity began to become rich and the many tricks. Of games or entertainment is one of them.

However, after entering an agricultural society, human sexual activity is the greatest tragedy of the contents of the couple has been in a narrow. Feng Jianxing reproductive and cultural ideas, of the husband and wife is to have children, in addition to any purpose and all activities are immorality and immoral . Although this concept before and after the New Culture Movement in the May 4 by a certain impact, but today there are still a large city often

This concept of the couple s sex life have great harm. First, it allows couples not to pursue sexual pleasure. Only when both spouses or children to vent their grievances before sexual intercourse believe are reasonable, but also can be accepted by the other side, but when one party to seek sexual pleasure and increase the number of teaser, caressing, and other sex acts, the other to facilitate the

Wedding night, the wife of the husband to use the skills of acts of hooliganism scolded for many people. Shou Ledian a major cities in the rural areas of modern civilization nurtured her husband, the wife would like to go home after the point of tricks, his wife Pokoudama results: learning bad, hooligans! Boarded underwear Duomen away. Father-in-law came, pointing to his nose roared: I do girl to marry your wife is, not sold to you as a whore! Yiqizhixia, the husband resolutely to request a divorce.

Second, such as reproductive and sexual intercourse will be the sole purpose of sexual intercourse outside activities deemed obscene, lewd activities will enable the concept of marital sexual life is becoming tedious, this is not the pursuit of happiness of the inevitable result. Because of the diverse nature of human happiness is pursued, so some people will seek to stimulate extra-marital affairs. Netherlands well-known sinologist Robert van Gulik in his famous work in ancient China and the community, a book that: China s feudal male prostitution is one of the main reasons to spend money Xunhuanzuole. According to sociologist of the investigation, the human sex industry of entertainment content at least 1,000 more. This is sexual intercourse between husband and wife only one element of people, undoubtedly has great appeal. Therefore, I believe that when one of the spouses have extramarital sex or sex acts, only to give moral condemnation is not enough, we should also explore the underlying causes of these, draw lessons from it and making good think about their own ability Do make up for.

Third, the sexual intercourse other than the negative activities of the men also increased the psychological burden. When the happiness between husband and wife have to depend on the sexual intercourse that a plug-in access to content, the husband of the natural

Because from the 25-year-old woman from the age of 55 only, their sexual desire and capacity was upward trend, while its peer s husband Quecheng downward trend. This contradiction makes some wives complain Budie, moaning and the sky, scolded her husband impotent; her husband on his occasional impotence Yishenyigui, worried, worried that their loss of a man s masculinity gas, and sexual pleasure from this will bid farewell. Long-term burden to the spirit of the occasion turned into a real, long-term sexual dysfunction has.

Therefore, the couple married in order to increase sexual pleasure, we must learn how to play the introduction of life.

There are two of the game:

The first one is intended to cause sexual intercourse sexual activity, the main means of caressing.

This is essential to sexual intercourse before an important link. China s ancient people have a deep understanding of their sexual intercourse known as the show Road. Dongxuan Zi, secret theater map test in the room devoted to books of all sorts of drama Road. The reason why Westerners now abandon the sex and replaced it with sex and that marital sex life is not caressing behavior is vulgar, can not be tolerated.

And caressing is deliberate, an attempt to trigger Xinghuan Qi physical contact it can have at least three categories: First, lip kiss and the other is population, including the tongue kiss, I stimulate, I stimulate the genitals; three hand, including hugging and touching the body , Hand stimulate the breasts, hand stimulate the genitals.

The second is to lead can also lead to sexual intercourse is not sexual activity. This type of game a lot, from country to country and the nation are biased towards different. For example, Africans prefer flirting dance, the Europeans love of a joke, intercession, Sicheqingyao, water play, Asians happy to play slapstick, Daqingmaqiao, and so on. Here are several more suitable for the majority of our couples of the game.

First baby game. Both spouses can pretend as children, the very curious to see each other s physical and sexual organs; can also like babies Side Nannanziyu and inspire each other s maternal love, or father, a husband can be like a son, Sidi lying on the arms of his wife Willfulness, and Shihuai Getting Wacky, Bonong wife and suck the nipple. For the wife, no children, her husband s Shun milk to her in the future for the children s desire to melt a Rouqing for her husband s, children s wife has, the lips of her husband aroused a gentle touch the hearts of the past feeding her children when The many happy memories.

Side can be like a wife toward her husband s embrace, Sajiao small patience, to seek protection and security , so her husband can be generated to meet the needs and stirred on the other side to the protection of love and feelings. His wife can also do some Jiaomei action,

The spouses of the game of life is of important significance.

First, it can increase the couple s sexual pleasure, to reduce the incidence of extramarital sex.

Secondly, it can enhance feelings of intimacy between husband and wife, the husband and wife for sexual intercourse make full preparations for the physical and mental. It can improve the ability of the couple s feelings, so that the sexual activity between husband and wife from the vent of the sex-entertainment to the stage to the stage of sex. Human intelligence and should be, rather than for sexual and, otherwise, and no different from animals.

Third, it can be the treatment of physical and psychological barriers. This is the modern treatment of an important part. His wife, it can reduce sexual indifference, sexual aversion, sexual pain and vaginal spasm occurred. For her husband, it can reduce their stress and reduce the incidence of impotence and premature ejaculation rate.

In particular, the elderly couple of games to be done. Although sex is still very strong psychological desire, but the physiological function of the recession began, if hard to sexual intercourse through plug-in approach to meet the sexual desire, sexual impotence only appear to bring about psychological annoyed and disappointed. Of the game and especially of caressing, can solve their physical and psychological contradictions, and it also enabled them to close the acquisition of experience. A 70-year-old husband and wife Hongguangmanmian, optimistic, progressive, mystery is that they have several times a week satisfactory sex life. They said the sex life is stripped of clothes, in the bedroom, like a child like you I ran Dadanaonao recover, and then go to bed hugging kissing touching.

In addition, the games will also help mediate the conflict couples. And only their own feelings of happiness while ignoring the other side of the selfish acts of marital conflict is the main performance. In order to cultivate the spirit of mutual equality of services, many treatment experts encourage couples to equal participation in the first start of the game. Practice has proved that the effect is significant. Thus, families who want to secure and increase the fun of couples who may wish to try to do all of the game, perhaps in the future experience, you can feel it benefits infinite, Miaobukeyan.

If your sex life is the number of lost some freshness, then the use of your creativity, it re-active it.

Love, not only stimulate the game interesting, but also to arouse sexual excitement of both of you. If you play the old routine before and after the climax always a flavor are tired, it may wish to add some new Zuoliao. Below partner can try a few games, so that their sex life and always maintain passion and Chanmian.

Poker: the body is the bargaining chip

To arouse your partner and the excitement of the role played by is unparalleled. If you are a Zhengjianghaosheng heart of the people will love the time being considered a war there will be no injustice of what has.

First of all, make good arrangements for venues. Baihao tables, candles on the point, then smoked the best point-Hongtuo atmosphere. Of course, your main objective is not to play cards. Each of the winning or losing, you should be on the clothes do not bet chips, can also be each person s sexual preferences, such as tied to a bed or a foot massage.

In addition, as you prepare some of the game sentimental food. Gundao you to the ground from the table the best food

Sexy food is more emotional people, is entirely due to that force.

The card game for you to buy the appropriate clothing: a brand new sports shorts-pants, plus a tension in the body of the first sets of underwear. When the final layer of clothing was thrown to the ground, she certainly has a thrilled. Remember, we must do naturally. Mengdi seize her, cleared the table of things to the table her experience moving more of the game.

Clinic: the rhyme thing doctors and patients

If the yard were stripped of clothes drilling has been very boring for you, you can play doctors and patients of the game.

You can play a doctor, let her play patients. Double-check her entire body, but as far as possible not to sexual manner. Until one of you can no longer be inhibited because of their desire and the outbreak. Patients can be said to own a certain sensitive parts of the wounded, doctor So on this site for the most gentle treatment. Next will perform a doctor and patient, Merry story.

- Painted: smear found in sexy

Another explore other physical body is a good way of painting. But we must paint on the body sound.

Approach to the arts in each other s body on a big color spread benefits, you are likely to result in peacetime do not pay attention to body parts found in sensitive areas. These sensitive areas might be thought that you simply do not exist.

If you can find to eat the paint, body painting more able to achieve the effect of a new upsurge - as you can after the completion of works by Shi licking each other clean body. This paint each have their own taste, there will be a let you particularly like.

Once again remind you that these should be non-toxic paints and does not cause allergy. In this way, you can enjoy the indulgence. The body can be said of the painting before the ultimate form of a drama.

A few days ago to see the Professor Ma Xiaonian article, which quoted a foreign Statistics show that the ability to climax with several women accounted for about 15 percent through sexual intercourse can be the climax of 25 per cent of women only through Yam Beattie was to stimulate the upsurge of 50 per cent women, and the remaining 10 percent, under any circumstances, has never reached a climax. China s statistics still rare, but the current report shows that has never reached the climax of women can be as high as 50 percent, that nearly half of the excitement of the women even have not reached an advanced stage. If the husband and wife can not do no barrier between the enjoyment of the fun of life, only to the party in terms of sexual intercourse without the fun, if things continue this way will lead to feelings of alienation both, caused the family instability, would cause various social problems. No reservations about the decision is his collection of several classic games to contribute up